THIS KID

  • Middle Schooler: "So, I liked this girl and I went up to her and was like, 'Wanna go out?' and she was all 'I might be pregnant' and I was like 'OH WHOA HEY I'M GONNA GO PLAY WITH SOME TOY TRUCKS OVER HERE WHILE YOU'RE GETTING LAID'."

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